egberts:

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*

(via pizza)

652,302 notes

partism:

I hate it when you really need to talk to a friend about something important because you feel like your world is crashing down on you but they act like you don’t exist until their problems occur.

(via encourage)

289,516 notes

dashdrive:

how many whats until you give up on trying to hear what the person is saying

(via succeeding)

441,325 notes

heliolisk:

bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes

(via pizza)

407,330 notes
animatedtext:

swamped:

Do u ever look at someone and you’re like how

(via trust)

615,922 notes

frejskamavor:

on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea

(Source: sanastark, via heart)

694,050 notes

brainsoncampus:

drop the bass (player (into my bed))

(via lukeysogucci)

42,009 notes

meladoodle:

my parents and grandparents have all these cool stories about when they were young and the only exciting thing that happened to me was when my dad accidentally called me dad

(Source: meladoodle, via relahvant)

235,551 notes

oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

(via sorry)

638,506 notes